Poems written by husband to wife

Юмор, развлечения, игры, приколы и всё прочее, что заставляет нас улыбаться.
I wrote your name on sand it got washed.

I wrote your name in air, it was blown away. then

I wrote your name on my heart & i got Heart Attack.


God saw me hungry, he created pizza .

He saw me thirsty, he created Pepsi .

He saw me in dark, he created light .

He saw me without problems, he created YOU.


Twinkle Twinkle little star

You should know what you are

And once you know what you are

Mental hospital is not so far.


The rain makes all things beautiful.

The grass and flowers too.

If rain makes all things beautiful

why doesn't it rain on you?


Roses are red, Violets are blue

monkeys like u should be kept in zoo.

Don't feel so angry you will find me there too

not in cage but laughing at you.


When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me.
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To marry, how to die it is possible only once, when there is no other choice.
- Я обожаю рано вставать! Утром все спят, и мир кажется пустым и новым.
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